This gets my vote for most confusing sentence written: "My man on the inside at TSA tells me that there are machines that can properly scan your shoes for contraband, but further informs me that almost none of the airports that have dropped the requirement don’t have those machines."
Apparently, presidential fitness is now measured in penmanship and battery life.
If Biden’s real mistake was skipping the live signing show, maybe democracy really is just a paperwork contest. Someone tell Trump the real power move is an autopen that tweets.
📌 In modern politics, the signature matters more than the sentence.
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This gets my vote for most confusing sentence written: "My man on the inside at TSA tells me that there are machines that can properly scan your shoes for contraband, but further informs me that almost none of the airports that have dropped the requirement don’t have those machines."
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Apparently, presidential fitness is now measured in penmanship and battery life.
If Biden’s real mistake was skipping the live signing show, maybe democracy really is just a paperwork contest. Someone tell Trump the real power move is an autopen that tweets.
📌 In modern politics, the signature matters more than the sentence.
⬖ Filing this one under “authorized by machine” at Frequency of Reason: bit.ly/4jTVv69